Why This Confirmed Bachelor Likes Valentine’s Day

Her cell phone rang soon after we were seated at the small Italian restaurant in one of those “trendy” parts of town. She pushed the strands of her long dark hair behind her ear and lifted the phone to her cheek.

Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Metrosexual

10. You can French braid a woman’s hair faster than you can change a flat tire.

9. You’d rather get a manicure than go bowling.

Just Because We’re Single Doesn’t Mean We’re Gay

“Does your gate swing the other way?” My co-worker wanted to know.

If You’re Happily Single, Why Fight It?

I must have looked pathetic.

Why Coupling Is Not On My Bucket List

It’s a question confirmed bachelors face all the time: “So how come you’re not married?”

35 Signs You Might Be a Confirmed Bachelor

More than half of the items on this list apply to me; the others I just made up. I’ll leave you to guess which is which.