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Why This Confirmed Bachelor Likes Valentine’s Day

February 12, 2016February 12, 2016Elliott LewisLeave a comment

Her cell phone rang soon after we were seated at the small Italian restaurant in one of those “trendy” parts of town. She pushed the strands of her long dark hair behind her ear and lifted the phone to her cheek. Continue reading →

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be a Metrosexual

April 6, 2015April 6, 2015Elliott LewisLeave a comment

10. You can French braid a woman’s hair faster than you can change a flat tire.

9. You’d rather get a manicure than go bowling. Continue reading →

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Just Because We’re Single Doesn’t Mean We’re Gay

March 17, 2015March 25, 2015Elliott Lewis1 Comment

“Does your gate swing the other way?” My co-worker wanted to know. Continue reading →

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If You’re Happily Single, Why Fight It?

March 17, 2015March 26, 2015Elliott LewisLeave a comment

I must have looked pathetic. Continue reading →

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Why Coupling Is Not On My Bucket List

March 17, 2015March 26, 2015Elliott LewisLeave a comment

It’s a question confirmed bachelors face all the time: “So how come you’re not married?” Continue reading →

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35 Signs You Might Be a Confirmed Bachelor

March 17, 2015March 17, 2015Elliott Lewis5 Comments

More than half of the items on this list apply to me; the others I just made up. I’ll leave you to guess which is which.    Continue reading →

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